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"Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury) 05/15/2020 at 12:21 • Filed to: None

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Last week I showed up in the late afternoon and all of the TP was long gone. Today I got there as they opened and found that most everyone already   had a package on their cart. I checked out at 10:11 and this was all that was left. Maybe they’ve got more in the back, but this should last me through the fall, provided I keep my chili intake to a minimum...

functionoverfashion > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 05/15/2020 at 12:29

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This is still a thing!?! 

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 05/15/2020 at 12:33

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Never lim it c hili intake.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > functionoverfashion 05/15/2020 at 12:35

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Yeah I thought the craziness ended since Costcos had put up notices saying they weren’t going to accept returns on TP/sanitizer and maybe some other things.

ttyymmnn > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 05/15/2020 at 12:42

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I bought a package of Coscto butt paper way back at the very beginning of all this, even before the Great Hoarding began. I still haven’t opened it yet, and we are a family of five. Those people who bought four or five (or more) of these things will have enough toilet paper to last them a lifetime. 

Spaceball-Two > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 05/15/2020 at 12:46

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How is this still a thing? It’s always fully stocked at my local stores. 

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Spaceball-Two 05/15/2020 at 13:04

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Not around here. Most grocery stores, if they have any TP at all, have single rolls of the cheap stuff at 4 for $3.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > ttyymmnn 05/15/2020 at 13:06

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I bought some back in January, and whilst I still have a two six packs left, I figure that this problem isn’t going away anytime soon so I might as well stock up while the price is normal and I have an extra $17 in my pocket.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI 05/15/2020 at 13:07

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Mine is more like Drano...

ClassicDatsunDebate > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 05/15/2020 at 13:23

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It;s pretty much gone back to normal around here in the last week.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 05/15/2020 at 13:31

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We talk about this TP phenomenon, but how much butt wiping was taking place using TP from big rolls that are now sitting in custodial closets?

Spaceball-Two > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 05/15/2020 at 13:37

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That’s crazy. 

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 05/15/2020 at 13:58

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I have a crazy relative in florida that bought @6 of these in march. Mid april they slipped to my aunt, they had already gone through 2 packs and worried how long this was going to last. after a bit of prodding her and her husband, use a roll a day each.

W hen this started someone posted how the average person was calculated at 1/2 a roll a day , and I thought that seemed high. I think its really skewed by super wipers.  

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 05/15/2020 at 14:12

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fintail > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 05/15/2020 at 14:15

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There’s been ample supply around here for weeks now, even name brands.

However, I was in podunk last week, and TP was pretty sparse, just a little generic and no name brands.